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Hi lips,

I never ran into that problem at a casino, but how about this for someone just trying to be a pain in the butt...Okay we can not smoke inside at the racetrack, so i go outside to smoke when the race is about to go off...and some peeps HAVE THE NERVE to ask me to blow the smoke the other way..were OUTSIDE for crying out loud..smoke is gonna blow whichever way the wind blows...and smoking IS aloud outside..just another person who thinks because they dont smoke no one else should either.

Tony

Yeah, I pretty much chop this experience up to one thing...

I'M A FREAKING WIERDO MAGNET!!!!!!!

If there is a weirdo (not saying I'm the slightest bit normal) within a 5 mile radius, BOOM there they are, standing right next to me talking about Star Wars, Comicon, do I like sushi? they are allergic to fish, surprisingly pot belly pigs make great pets, how they wanted to sell a gently worn shirt on craigslist for $2.50, what happened when they got drafted to Vietnam, please meet my invisible friend Clayton...blah blah blah!

I know when a weirdo is going to come and talk to me.  They always try to make eye contact to make that silent 'it's OK' non-consenting agreement to come and converse.  I always try to divert my eye contact, but somehow, I DONT KNOW HOW, I end up looking at them square in their beady little peepers.  I've pretty much just gotten used to it.  Lately, I just try to act like I am constipated or having really bad indigestion.  You know?  Like I'm struggling.  I've found this deters the weirdo encounter before it even has a chance to manifest.  I will admit however, when I'm REALLY bored and there is a chance at a weirdo encounter and the weirdo looks/acts exceptionally strange, I will entertain the conversation 

Come on Soda....you are a gambler, you know the possible weirdo encounters that lurk at the casino.  And that's just the casino!  But you're not a weirdo, (not in the traditional sense anyway ) I wouldn't act like I had indigestion if you came up to talk to me.

Does this mean i can sit beside you again? No more cut-eye? Or giggling and whispering with your friends making fun of me?

OMG....are you flirting with me? You are flirting with me! Between you, lips and shelli...i'm not sure how much more i can take...

mmmmm...wait...no...actually...i need more...lots more!!!!


...yes...i'm kidding..although i do love the attention (nothing wrong with that right?)