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« on: October 29, 2010, 10:29:05 AM » |
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Hiya Guys and Dolls,
Want to find that unique gift for that special someone but don’t what to get? With the holiday season drawing near I am sure you might of at least thought for a minute about what to buy this year.
Here is an idea that will surely bring sexy hot explosive nights, and you don’t need gas to cause the fireworks! The Better Marriage Blanket will make your relationship better than ever. If your bed partner farts while your sleeping, there is finally a resolution to those oh so ghastly odors!
The Better Marriage Blanket absorbs gas and is made of the same fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons. So if your honey has a chemcial weapon all their own while your sleeping at night or you know someone that may need this relationship saving blanket, buy it today!!
If you have any unusual gift ideas let us know!
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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2010, 01:55:44 PM » |
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Gifts are tricky in that men usually give gifts when they have done something wrong. I'm imagining the wife/girlfriend/significant other has already given a clue to what he/she wants for Christmas. If anything, the men could always tone up/lose a few for Christmas 
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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2010, 05:44:04 PM » |
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Well, everyone needs a pair of tree huggers...
Have you hugged your tree today?
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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2010, 11:26:17 AM » |
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hahahahah yes they do imagin!!!
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« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2010, 01:36:34 PM » |
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 .. ahahha poop soap!!! OMG if i saw that on the sink i'd freak out!!! Here's one that cracks me up!! After you have switched the real paper for this goofy fake roll, you can sit back and enjoy your practical joke as your victims scream from the frustration of not being able of tearing or ripping it! Makes a great gag gift for a prankster. 
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« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2010, 08:15:34 AM » |
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Some1 actually got my son FLARP Stink Bags as a stocking stuffer last year. Thank god he hasn't used any of them yet. Here's what they look like.
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« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2010, 08:18:28 AM » |
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OH WOW! Here's 1 that seems 2 be made JUST 4 TAAADAAA!!! 
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« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2010, 08:59:16 AM » |
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OMG I love the fake turd Lips - that made me howl.
Thanks for a good laugh - you cheered me up no end.
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« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2010, 12:27:11 AM » |
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Well, darn it! I thought 4 sure that TAAADAAA would've noticed the T-SHIRT up there.  ! I mean, come on now........couldn't ya'all just picture him standing there slappin' the air with all his might surrounded by a crowd of TAAADAAA fans wearin' that shirt. HAHA! That's it!!! It's the official TAAADAAA FANCLUB T-SHIRT!!!
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« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2010, 01:08:39 AM » |
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AAHAHA.....I just now got that "So they got it in purple?" part of your post lips. 
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« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2010, 12:16:16 PM » |
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Tow Nutz  Tiger Woods Blow Up Doll 
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« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2010, 12:20:12 PM » |
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 Froggy......That Take-Home Tiger goes REALLY WELL with your quote "Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the BLOWS(lol)of life"  !
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