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walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....
 

walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
 
 

walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tonys suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to lips....

walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatley five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....Blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

meanwhile, Tony (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tonys suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tonys suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tonys suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and trys relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time phanton swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that lips just jumped off of....

Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embaressment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?