If you were to try and tell someone  about you in a few short sentences, how would it go?

I am 34 and tall with a medium build. I'm not ugly, but I ain't drop dead gorgeous, either.  I love to crochet and read slutty novels, but not at the same time.  I can be short-tempered and am definitely pottymouthed. I am too outspoken at times. I have the dirtiest sense of humor (my mind pratically lives in the gutter). I don't like to wear thong underwear because I don't feel the need for a crack floss.  I believe in Jesus Christ and I so want to believe in my fellow man. We grew up in an abusive household with one of my mom's boyfriend who I found out later was my real dad and that broke my heart.  I can't stand whiniers and have no tolerance for self pity.  Oh, and I love to play slots.  That's Wanda 

At least you're honest--a very positive attribute.

What if men were that honest: (example) Hello Wanda.  I lie more than most, like kinky sex and expect you to play along.  I will deceive you at the first opportunity.  I live with my mother and don't keep up my hygene, body or dental---why am I even sitting here-I don't like to talk much less express my feelings.

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, I've have what she's having...

I play at gambling sites, i work at a gambling forum and i wake up thinking about gambling and no deposit chips and gambling promos. And when i go out i like to go gambling.

Am i a catch or what 

Oh, geez, if I had to be forhtright, I'd be single:
I drink, I smoke, I gamble, I'm blondezilla big-ass haired and miserable pre-coffee, a mommy's boy....*click*.....no love!

This is sounding more like confessions