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Tony Trader
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« on: July 03, 2009, 12:24:33 PM » |
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I read this story and fell on the floor laughing.
Police in New York say two Pennsylvania men robbed a GAS STATION and might have gotten away if they had also fueled up. Troopers said they caught 29-year-old Lonnie Meckwood, of Carbondale, and 51-year-old Phillip Weeks, of Tunkhannock, after their getaway car ran out of gas while the were trying to escape late Monday night.
They're accused of using a knife to rob a clerk at the Quickway Convenience Store in Kirkwood, near the New York-Pennsylvania border about 80 miles south of Syracuse. The clerk wasn't hurt.
Police found the pair about a mile away. Their car was on the side of the road.
They're being held in the Broome County Jail without bail. Troopers don't know if they have lawyers.
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« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2009, 01:35:09 PM » |
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lol, i have seen some lists on internet about the worlds most stupid criminals... they qualify
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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2009, 11:18:41 AM » |
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Hi Tony,
That is too funny. Wonder how the judge and jury keep a straight face when hearing this trial! They obiviously are not the sharpest tool in the shed....or maybe their elevator does not go to the top floor...or i know.....one sandwhich short of a picnic ....lmao
Great story!
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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2009, 08:57:57 PM » |
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My most favorite episode of Worlds Dumbest Criminals
Is the Police officer, off duty.. calling 911 saying "I think im dead, yup i'm dead, I think i'm dieing".. Officer Explains to 911 "Last night we did a drug bust of some marijuanna, i took a little from the bust brought it home, my wife made brownies with it, we ate some, i think it was laced with something, and now i think im dead" 911 Operator asks.. "where is your wife?" Officer says... Shes over there laying on the floor, i think shes dead too".. this is shortened.. it is hilarious, and it was completely real on Dumbest Criminals.. i couldn't beleive the recording
The officer resigned with embarressment, wife and him were okay.. just both extrememly high
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