Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and DaughterGood trick!
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down JaywalkersNow that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Solves that 'revolving door' problem!
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War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Really?!
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Cold Wave Linked to TemperaturesWho would have thought!
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Enfield (London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide Can't slip anything past those 'Bobbies'!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead That all? I thought they were all dead!
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katt