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« on: November 06, 2010, 02:27:16 PM »



Did the Little Piggy go Wee Wee all the way home.. ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F_G2zp-opg

Do Wood Chucks chuck wood?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjGwusHrOtk

(i am actually crazy about these commercials that were done, theres alot more the ones people have been doing that are spoofing them are even funnier, i love the one " does a ten pound bag a flour make a mighty big bisquit?)

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?

If you choke a Smurf, what color will he turn?

Can you cry underwater?

Why is it that when we KNOW the batteries in a remote are dead, we push the buttons harder

What is the speed of dark?

If goose plural is geese, then why isn’t moose plural meese?

If superman was so smart why were his underpants on the outside?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Who decided what order to put the alphabet in?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? 

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say Open here. What is the protocol if the package says, Open somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
 
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Rhetorial questioning has been becoming so popular and digging for answers has been even more so, have anyone come across any creative or funny ways in which these questions have been answer? If i get a chance or i mean get that daring i'm gonna do a few video spoofs for the answers and i'll post them.. if you know of some good ones or have come up with your own, feel free to post them.. they crack me up.. and seriously keep me wondering.. hmmmm
What i have been thinking about is getting the answers to some of these questions i do want to know.. especially "if you choke a smurf what color will it turn?" i'm gonna have to go choke a smurf.. to be continued...
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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2010, 02:31:57 PM »

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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

It is in Serbian Wink
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« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2010, 03:39:51 PM »

Thank you Zuga, Thats very interesting and i had no idea.

Was Abe Lincoln honest?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdy3orO6tQA

Is a bird in the hand, worth two in the bush?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdfeW2h8Qo4

I found this quote as to describing what Bird in the hand really means!

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" is an old adage. It means that whatever you actually possess has more value than something else that you only see (and desire) but do not actually own. I think the woman's reaction in this commercial is spot-on perfect. The slight hesitation, as if the thought that this could REALLY be worth "that much" is exactly right."



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« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2010, 07:55:09 PM »

Imagin these so funny. I love your "Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?" LMAO
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« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2010, 08:17:52 PM »

If someone asks you if you know what a rhetorical question is, is that a rhetorical question?
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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2010, 10:51:16 PM »

There is something that we do say out here in Vegas and Cali...

When something is really funny, or stupid we use the question "Am i mad at that?" or say "I'm mad at that"
I was trying to figure why we say we are mad at that when it's something so funny, it's because we laugh so hard it hurts.. so we tell the person that made us laugh so hard.. "i'm mad at that" makes us mad cuz we laughed so hard we hurtin'!
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« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2010, 12:11:38 AM »

Imagin these so funny. I love your "Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?" LMAO

Do you know the answer to this one? It's pretty mundane really. Just think about it . .
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« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2010, 11:49:45 AM »

Imagin these so funny. I love your "Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?" LMAO

Do you know the answer to this one? It's pretty mundane really. Just think about it . .

Being in banking myself, I am very familiar with the reasons. It has to do with security, privacy and regulatory requirements to accommodate people with disabilities.

The odd thing is customers are not allowed to "walk up" to a "drive up" ATM per most banks' policy. At least that's the case here in the states.

That one just stood out to me Laugh out Loud
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« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2010, 12:07:31 PM »

Well, the word "drive up" and "braille" don't seem to go together, if you are blind you sure won't be driving, it's not nessesary, i know everyone knows that but the braille are put there anyway ending it in a Rhetorial Question.. still why?
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« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2010, 12:14:05 PM »

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2010, 12:43:49 PM »


Which spelling is correct Rhetorial like the post? Or is it Rhetorical like chilly's post? I don't think either one or correct I wanted post to get the correct answer before I looked it up. lazy Laugh out Loud
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« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2010, 12:46:33 PM »

Rhetorical question
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A rhetorical question is a figure of speech in the form of a question posed for its persuasive effect without the expectation of a reply (e.g.: "Why me?")[1] Rhetorical questions encourage the listener to think about what the (often obvious) answer to the question must be. When a speaker states, "How much longer must our people endure this injustice?", no formal answer is expected. Rather, it is a device used by the speaker to assert or deny something.

Found it, chilly you are the winner smart girl.
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« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2010, 12:47:26 PM »

I  vote for Chilly!  (wink wink)

it comes from rhetoric -
•A rhetorical question is a figure of speech in the form of a question posed for its persuasive effect without the expectation of a reply (ex: "Why me?") Rhetorical questions encourage the listener to think about what the (often obvious) answer to the question must be. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhetorical

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« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2010, 12:54:17 PM »

It's rhetorical LMAO.. i was hoping no one would see it  Embarrassed

when i realized i had it spelled wrong, it was too late to fix it  Embarrassed

I love them anyway  Embarrassed

I think i'll keep Rhetorial.. and it's meaning is "to TRY to answer the Rhetorical Questions"

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« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2010, 12:58:06 PM »


Imag, Laugh out Loud Great post no matter how it spelled. Cool
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