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Hey lips... that night when your friends put up the plywood to keep the rats out... did there come a time later that night, while chiiling out on the couch and thinking about your problem in the garage, did you ever wonder if maybe you locked the "big mice" ...in? lol
Rats... taste like chicken, no? Come on now, we all have eat'n at a few chineses buffets. did someone say PHOBIAS?
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Hey lips... that night when your friends put up the plywood to keep the rats out... did there come a time later that night, while chiiling out on the couch and thinking about your problem in the garage, did you ever wonder if maybe you locked the "big mice" ...in? lol
Rats... taste like chicken, no? Come on now, we all have eat'n at a few chineses buffets. did someone say PHOBIAS?
I think what happened is they flew the coup and found a new home under my house! Chicken huh......lmao...no chinese buffets for me!
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Lips, I found along time ago that the best way to face fears and phobias is head on. Girded for battle and a do or die attitude. It is amazing when once steeled, you put on your game face and go straight in. Suddenly the very fact that you are facing it brings you to the realization that you are made of much sterner stuff than the simple phobia.
As for Big Love, nope, not Mormon... But not adverse to auditioning for a second wife... I am the pushover... wife #1 is a bit harder to impress, but not impossible...
Applications being accepted... line forms to the left.
(PS from wife #1... Does she wash dishes?)
No....but i bake a mean pie....wink!
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Hi Members, Here is an update on the rat situation. I layed out D-Con in the garage and under the house. I decided to call the Village and tell them my plight. I asked if there was any rats reported in the area..they said No. I was told that they would send out public works and put some heavy duty poison around my house. The next day public works knocks at my door. They decide to lay the poison on the outside of my property because of my baby boxer Hazel. They also put some in my crawl space. In the mean time a neighbor a few doors down tells me he has seen rats in his back yard too. Okay so now im thinking there is really a major problem. The next morning i go out to the yard....i see 2 squirrels fighting and running up our tree in the back yard. I'm thinkin how cute...when i see something in the squirrels mouth. I double take..oh no...please noooo...he has the poison in his mouth that the village put out. I was heart broken. I call public works...they are going to lay traps now instead. He also said he thinks he knows why there is a rat prob...apparently there was a dumpster left unattended for a longggg time down the street. The Village will comb the area this week and try to resolve it. So now no bird feeders and no squirrels....and i miss them both  Lips p.s. i still have not parked my car in the garage...lol
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Lips..damn..I keep sh..ting in my pants every time I hear the little field mouse come back. And it is VERY cute. But when I am stuck in the same room with him, and we are about a foot apart,..its either him or me. I have graduated from the squirt gun, (he just moves and comes right back..must think we are playing),to a large canister of compressed gas called the Dust Destroyer. It's meant to clean the electronic equip, etc, but blows the hair right off his face..keeps him away for the night. Real funny.  Still scares me..I can't even imagine a RAT..I would FREAK!!!!!
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Lips..damn..I keep sh..ting in my pants every time I hear the little field mouse come back. And it is VERY cute. But when I am stuck in the same room with him, and we are about a foot apart,..its either him or me. I have graduated from the squirt gun, (he just moves and comes right back..must think we are playing),to a large canister of compressed gas called the Dust Destroyer. It's meant to clean the electronic equip, etc, but blows the hair right off his face..keeps him away for the night. Real funny.  Still scares me..I can't even imagine a RAT..I would FREAK!!!!! Nal...did i ever tell you...your priceless!
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ya right..you know what I am talking about, I KNOW you do lips!!! The adrenaline from seeing that thing makes you heart race 90 million miles a hour...just when I hear it. It wakes me up from a coma...I turn on all the lights, and get out my weapons...bang, clash, slap everything around, trying to scare him..wait for about 15 minute, silence..GOOD, I can try to go back to sleep. My heart is probably just starting to beat back in its chest again..I shut the light off. One minute later..He is BACK! Do you know how much noise one little mouse makes? He's only about 1 1/2 -2 inchs long...might as well be a monster. What would a RAT do? I WOULD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I spider can give me a seizure....a RAT.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! We had them on my street when I was little, when they dug the street up...I didn't leave the house. Bugs and creepy crawly things will probably be what kills me from a heart attack. If my mother was alive, she would still be telling everyone THIS story, what a weenie I was when I was little, she said I was letting out these blood curdling screams, and she thought someone was killing me. She ran out in the yard, where I was supposed to be out picking stringbeans...there I was sitting in the dirt, screaming because I thought the butterfly was after me It only gets worse after butterflys 
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Ok so I was watching a show about people with all kinds of different fears. Some of them were Clowns, Spiders, Heights etc etc..What I was wondering, what makes some afraid of something, yet another person has no fear of it whatsoever. My fear is cockroaches, I cannot be near one, or I will lose it. It's more than a OMG get it out of here reaction. I will literally go into a panic. If it's in my house, I will get my kids to kill it for me.  . Another one for me is heights, I was watching this show on extreme thrill rides on the Travel Channel. This guy goes to all the amusement parks in the country and rides the scariest rides they have. Anyways, this particular episode, he was going to be the first public jumper to do a control free fall of the Stratoshphere in Las Vegas, NV. 890 in the air, you jump off the side of the building. No parachute, just you and a wire, 45 MPH and once you get a few feet before you land, it slows down and you land on your feet. Now as I was watching this, I got really nervous. I felt shaky, started sweating, I got nauseas. I had a panic attack JUST watching it. I couldn't imagine, not even for all the money in the world doing something like that. What are you afraid of? 
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Rats,Cockroaches,Spiders,Flies,Snakes,Ants,Moths,Bees,Worms,etc...... Any thing with wings or no wings, legs or no legs,anything slimy... All thew BUGS in the world... And oh, yeah...cocky man,a man who chew on tobacco and repeatedly spits,man or woman who is surrounded by Tattoos all over his/her head and face(sorry no offense...can't help it!),someone who carries GUNS and Knives,kid who doesn't act like kid,etc....................PHEW...not done yet but will stop at here!!! 
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Bees and wasps - they send me into a panic. I've been stung 3 times on the head on 3 separate occasions. I have really thick hair and I think they like that for some reason or the colour? If I hear a buzzing near me, I literally get a cold shiver down my back and then my arms are going all over the place like some crazy woman trying to scare whatever it is away - I run away too. I look like a real idiot (lol normal heh heh).
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worms, I hate worms and I have an unusual fear of rabies.
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God.
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Same here Bees and Wasps, cockroaches and anything that had a rat type tail, i would freak out and get panicky when i see the tail of rats, heights are another. One weird thing my mother had was all her young life she lived on the beach, her home was a beach front, she swam every day, fished, boated, swimming pools anything that had to do with it, she loved it. Well, one time a man drowned and they pulled him from the water she was in the crowd watching, as they wheeled him by, his toe brushed across my mothers arm and since that day happened she was scared to death of water, wouldn't go near it, showers were fine it, was any open area of water she wouldn't go near. She was afraid of drowning, when it would rain here she would wear a life preserver because of the flooding, driving in a car if it started raining she would put on one of those tubes around her. She would get anxiety attacks if we drove by lakes or oceans. Swimming pools and jacuzzi's she tolerated somewhat but still you can see some slight panic. If she was going to get into one she would have every kind of life perserver gear you can imagine, and it would take maybe hours before she would get pass the knees. I felt so badly for her, and it would hurt me so much that she had this fear.
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Jimb- so funny, I would take Lips on in a heartbeat lol.
Dr. Psych- I think I am one of those who has ventured into the dark to figure out why the hell I am the way that I am. It's not very pleasant at times, but I have this need/desire to know the truth, good or bad. It really bugs my few relatives that I see things differently. It's much better to live in denial, at least they look like they are enjoying things more.
Anyhoo...one physical thing I am afraid of is dogs. Not cute cuddly dogs, pit bulls are number 1, but some dogs just freak me out. I made my kids leave the park the other day because there was a dog loose without a leash. The owner wasn't paying any attention, and you just don't know what will make a dog snap. This is definitely from being attacked by a pit bull when I was 11, I'm sure of it. I have tried to get over it, and am OK with friends' dogs that I know, but a loose dog just freaks me out completely.
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OH LORDY, roaches....I had to go live with an old senile aunt for a whole summer when I was about 20 or so..geez she had so many roaches I couldnt rest, apparently there was a big crack in the foundation of her house and her neighbors were nasty and triffling, the first day I got there I was wearing all white and sitting in her recliner eating a box of fiddle faddle when out of the corner of my eye I see something move and look down to see a GINORMOUS roach crawlin on my skirt.....well within a few seconds I was up screaming bloody murder and fiddle faddle was everywhere! My Auntie who was lying on the couch turned and looked at me like I was loony.I explained what happened and she just chuckled and said, "tehehe oh that happens every time someone sits in that chair" (Cue in the music from Pyscho as I stand there in SHOCK realizing I was going to be there for months) Eventually I would drink a few glasses of wine to pass out, so I could sleep. Oddly I am afraid of opening cans of biscuits, touching frozen metal ice cube trays,and pricking my finger to test my blood (I know,duh)
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Now that I'm older,I thought it was great that I had more patience...turns out that I just don't give a sh*t!
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