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« Reply #45 on: August 11, 2009, 03:41:18 PM » |
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ill share one. when i was about 16-17 a GF i was madly inlove with. it was my graduation night, i slept at her place, lets say we h.ad THE greatest night. but at breakfast. her lill brother 8 yars old, dropped at the table: i saw *** and mondo f***. thats sitting with family for breakfast he first time.
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« Reply #46 on: August 11, 2009, 10:41:31 PM » |
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Mondo  ! I can only imagine the look on everyones face.. and how quiet the room got! 
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« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2009, 10:46:42 PM » |
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ill share one. when i was about 16-17 a GF i was madly inlove with. it was my graduation night, i slept at her place, lets say we h.ad THE greatest night. but at breakfast. her lill brother 8 yars old, dropped at the table: i saw *** and mondo f***. thats sitting with family for breakfast he first time.
Mondo......and all this time i thought you were this sweet innocent thang........too cute!!!
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« Reply #48 on: August 12, 2009, 12:06:43 AM » |
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Hey Satans...we can hold it for 2 hours, it's not the most pleasant thing to do, thats why when we notice your still around after that first once, we then feel there is no need to hide it anymore 
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« Reply #49 on: December 12, 2009, 09:48:01 PM » |
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13oclock... i think it's about time you post YOUR most embaressing moment  Inquiring minds want to know!
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« Reply #50 on: April 27, 2010, 01:29:19 PM » |
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MommyMachine... the very first post on here was something funny i had gone through with my daughter...lets hope you don't have to go through things like this 5 times a year LMAO!
Although this is a cherished memory, i still stay... whew..
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« Reply #51 on: April 28, 2010, 06:42:30 AM » |
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ok ONE of my most embarrassing moments was once my bf at the time was refacing the cabinets in my parents kitchen and it called for a LOT of sanding so there was a lot of sawdust/dust because of it,well I dropped by to say hi and to see my bf at the same time,unfortunately I was wearing a BLACK knit sweater,a TIGHT black knit sweater,which apparently made my boobs look very squeezable....so anywho my bf who was covered in dust decided to grab 2 handfuls and left GINORMOUS handprints on them and I unknowingly went to say hello to my dad who noticed and needless to say I felt like the biggest skank on the planet!!
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Now that I'm older,I thought it was great that I had more patience...turns out that I just don't give a sh*t!
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« Reply #52 on: April 28, 2010, 07:22:20 AM » |
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I think was around 21 or 22. I went to a motorcycle rally, as it was soooo full of people at the campgrounds. I decided to go for a walk, "thought I was looking good" As it happened to be my time of the month, someones poodle ran up to me, wrapped himdself around my leg and went to town....I could'nt get the dam dog to stop.........needless to say everyone was laughing and I was beet red 
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« Reply #53 on: March 08, 2012, 11:28:36 PM » |
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i was at a small tavern with some friends after work not really my kind of place but i and some friends from work were meeting there to go casino hopping..the music was good at least and a few handsome guys were there as well.. anyways..I had something in my eye that was bothering me and had to use a public restroom mirror, the lighting was bad in it,this restroom was kind of neglected.. anyways while i was there i also washed my hands.. no paper towels so i walked into a stall to use a little toilet paper just to dab the drips from my hands... as i walked out and unknoweth to me i was dragging along a 3 foot long piece of toilet paper stuck to my shoe..a friend pointed down to direct my attention to it.. i see it and immediately try to get rid of it..i stepped on the other end to remove it from my shoe as i stepped on that end it broke now i have a foot and a half long TP stuck to both my shoes.. now im dancing.. stepdown.. pullup, as i did that the paper flipped up and stuck to the back of my leg, i get that off and as im doing this, little peices of it started piling up around where i was standing.. like im shedding.. why me i'm asking myself.. i never realized how difficult it is to remove toilet paper from your shoe.. perfect timing comes along with a gorgeous smile asking me.. "how are you doing this evening?" i say.. i'm fine thank you.. too embarrassed to get back to "my sheddings" i just step aside.. and then he steps into it.. and the next dance begins... lol, i'm just glad this embarrassing moment happened in the dimmest of light, which breaks the rule whats done in the dark.. sometimes stays there..
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« Reply #54 on: March 09, 2012, 12:44:14 AM » |
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Lmaooo that is too funny but look at this way you could of walked out with a trail of toilet paper coming out the back of your jeans or worse your skirt or dress stuck in your pantyhose on your backside.
As far as clubs go and bathrooms my most embarrassing moment was having on a jumpsuit and waiting for the very last second to run to the ladies room to tinkle. I of course was feeling a bit tipsy which didn't help matters! I head for a stall and there is a wait, i'm doing the Irish Jig waiting in line.
Finally i enter the stall and it took what seemed like forever to get this dang jumpsuit off that tied around the neck at the top. Wiggling my way out of it i squat ( cuz i never sit on a public toilet seat) and miss the mark and my jumpsuit is all wet! I wanted to die and the only thing that saved me was it was black in color!
I walk out and tell my friend we got to go and they are like why? I told them what i did and i think they laughed at me for like 15 minutes before they calmed down!
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« Reply #55 on: March 09, 2012, 11:51:29 AM » |
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LMAO... the "oh noo please let me make it" episode of club restrooming, thats funny.... when i'm deciding what to wear i make sure it has easy access for just those occasions, i think someone would make a fortune on developing a portable "squat holder" too, when you're tipsy trying to hold that position isn't easy.. for me i sure was lucky it was on my shoe and not a paper trail flowing in the wind.. when i see it happen to otherskind of rare but i always say.." how come they can't notice that?"
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« Reply #56 on: March 11, 2012, 02:54:11 PM » |
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One of my embarrassing moments was, I think it was 2 yrs ago when I went for a job interview... I wore a very presentable clothes a blouse with skirt and pretty shoes with hills. On my way to my interview crossing on the street I suddenly stepped in a rock terribly the hills of my shoes broke in the middle of the street!!! Since I don't have a choice I still when to my interview with a one heel shoes.. So embarrassing that I have to walked TIP TOE just to have that interview.. We'll luckily I got the job... thanks to my shoes.. 
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« Reply #57 on: March 12, 2012, 11:31:45 AM » |
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Sometimes moments like that is what land us a job. I was going to a job interview once and i had a sty in my eye. It was all swollen an pink. When i went into the interview i explained that i wore no makeup because of the sty. Went on to say that i considered wearing it on just one eye but that i might look a bit nuts!
Needless to say i got the job on the spot!
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