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WOW...Jim.......11 vehicles.....what in the world do you do with them all!!!!!!!

oh that's so funny pam..if it was me i probably would have said something a lot worse!

AND i would have hung up on my sister too..shes always making fun of me for not knowing how to operate my phone

funny!

Oh Lips:
    That is halarious!!!! ROFL!!!

      Thanks for sharing that!!!

id be happy to share, but dont know with all cencor going on, might be a few XXX blips then... ill ask firt if that would be ok

you are too funny..you almost made me go right here!!

You crack me up..I think a few of us funny ones ought to go out drinking some night.

I was cruising down the highway this afternoon, and thinking about you post, and started laughing...can't believe you even put that in there

and I thought my eating tail was bad 

Taking the blame, but not purposely is another embarressing thing
to have happen..

I worked 3 years at a major grocery store here in vegas, i did make it to
the front end supervisory level, which is in charge of the cashiers and front
end area of the store, every now and then i would have to open
a cashier lane being so busy, and we didn't like more then 3 people in
line.

I turned on the light, this man came running to my register, he had
bottle of Pepto and Mylanta, and a few other items, layed them on the belt
and i grab and scan, as i do this, i ask.. "how are you today sir?" before
i can get to the "you" this horrible smell came across, it was so bad
i felt like i was going to pass out, i got the feeling as though i was
choking, undercover coughing to clear myself and trying to speak,
just lost my voice, and i stuttered, the smell was really bad..
keeping composure, and not let him know i know what he did,
the poor man was embaressed beyond all,
his face was red as beets, and all i wanted to do was grab my nose before
it ran off my face (thats an instinct with smells), and blurt out..
"laaaaawwwdy have mercyyyyy" "jeeeeeeezuuuuss help"..
I didn't, i bagged his items he was out the door, just as soon as he walked away.. here comes another customer.
Now im standing here half passed out, choking wanting air, tears in my eyes
and the customer puts their stuff, and begins making this "eeeeew" face at me,
i swear the smell was like a wall, it just wouldn't leave, no where to turn your face for air.. again keeping my composure, nicely i say...
How are you today, and they just stare at me with this.. eeeeeew looking face,
lips all perched, eyes all squinted, face turned to the side, standing back away from me
I couldn't even take a deep breath to sigh it out, i just wanted to say
with this face about to cry.. "I didn't do it".. then suddenly and secretly
in my mind i said to the customer, "you smelt it you dealt it" and i started giggling.. as they walked off!
Ahahahaaaa.. I didn't do it...