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« Reply #30 on: July 30, 2009, 07:24:24 AM »
Dont be too embarrassed on the call Pmm. The "Car Warranty" tele market thing is a scam of the nth degree. There are currently about 11 lawsuits brought by various states regarding not only their calling practices, ignoring do not call listings etc, but their "offer" in itself is also fraudulant and costly.

While I was in NYC I used to recieve a call about three times a week on my company cell phone... after the first two, where they refused to tell me which vehicle they were discussing
(Your vehicles warranty is about to expire.

"Which one?"

We do not have that information.

"then how do you know it is set to expire?"

Our records indicate your vehicle's registration is about to expire.

"Yes ma'am you said that, to which I asked which vehicle as I have 11 on the road at this time... so if you have a record there, it should say which of my vehicles it is regarding".

We do not have that information at this time.)

Trust me when I say I have used my own unprintable words to inform them to stop bothering me.
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« Reply #31 on: July 30, 2009, 10:03:41 AM »
WOW...Jim.......11 vehicles.....what in the world do you do with them all!!!!!!!
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« Reply #32 on: July 30, 2009, 11:03:23 AM »
Satansmuff,

At the time I was running a Non-Profit agency that was providing energy afforibility solutions to low income housing. We had our own field crews that did everything from blowing in insulation,, installing windows, Air Sealing, roofing, as well as a team of auditors to design and replace heating cooling systems, design electric reduction strategies and a construction management component to oversee the implementation of the work.

This is known as The Weatherization Assistance program and it is a key component in Obamas new stimulus package. The program is available in all 50 states and I can say, from personal experience, that it is truly one place that your tax money is being spent wisely and with oversite to assure that every penny spent has a direct Savings attached to it.

Definitely worthwhile to look into if you own your own home, are a senior citizen or feel you qualify as a "low income person". Even if you are a renter, your building can qualify if 50% of the residents qualify and the owner approaches Weatherization.
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« Reply #33 on: July 30, 2009, 12:39:57 PM »
oh that's so funny pam..if it was me i probably would have said something a lot worse!

AND i would have hung up on my sister too..shes always making fun of me for not knowing how to operate my phone Grin

funny!
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« Reply #34 on: July 31, 2009, 12:55:50 PM »
Hiya Members,

I just have to share my experience with my baby girl Hazel. She love to get in mischief in the yard as much as possible. Always clearing the yard of any birds, squirrels and critters before i hit the first step outside.

One day i was sitting on my porch in the front yard...talking on the phone. I smelled the most foul odor....looking around i see nothing. Over to the porch comes Hazel staggering like she is drunk. In a panic i hang up and she is just about keeled over!

She got sprayed by a skunk! Omgggggg that is not a pretty site. Having never experienced this before i don't know what to do. My little pumpkin was so over taken by the smell she could hardly stand on all four legs. I immediately call the emergency vet and explain my plight. A concoction of dish soap and baking powder ..etc.. will do the job.

I had to run to Walgreen's at 11pm at nite to find the ingredients. As i walk in thru the front door...two girls pass me...one says to the other....Yuck i smell a skunk! Omg...i begin to realize the scent rubbed off on me as i try to calm her down.

Hurrying as fast as i can, practically running down aisles...i head for the cashier. The line behind me starts to make comments....i smell a skunk....the smell is terrible....who is it. Wanting to die right then in there, i turn to the peeps behind me and confess. I am the skunk! Explaining what happened....the peeps cracked up....as for me...i was as red as a tomato.

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« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2009, 01:04:22 PM »
Oh Lips:
    That is halarious!!!! ROFL!!!

      Thanks for sharing that!!!
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« Reply #36 on: August 03, 2009, 06:01:36 PM »
OKay, this is embarressing, and it's something i'll never forget..

Me and a friend went to the park, we just found a nice spot
in the middle of the park, sat down to just kick-back..
Now she breaks out a joint.. all happy, we light it and begin to
enjoy that other world, laughing and talkin about what if's..
and umm.. laughing at other people and how they look and things
they were doing, we got into a laughin fit.. one of those fits
where if you just look at each other laughing, you laugh harder
can't even catch your breath..
Well at that moment, i had to use the potty.. and it was so bad
that kind were it's so bad that you have to stick your hand down
there and hold it and try and make it, i'm thinking, i'm not stickin my hand
down there in the middle of this park people will definetly
think something of me, and oh my god the potty was waaaay over there..
Barely able to stand up as i did, i begin to walk over to the potty, determined to not stick my hand down there, i crossed my legs and
began doing this crossed legs-bent over type hop to the restroom..
My friend is yelling, VIV stop it, and she's laughin at me, saying Viv stop it
you're embarressing me, and i'm trying to still hold this in without the
hand of relief because i didn't want to embarress myself, and time just seemed to be going ooooh so slow, all of a sudden
she yells, VIV OOOOOOO YOU LOOK FUNNY!!.. and the image of
how i must have looked flashed into my high mind, this retarded gotta go  real bad restroom walk/run through the middle of this part with 100's
of people around, i just dropped to the grass and wet on myself, drowned with laughter, laying there.. people asking if i need an ambulance, my friend saying no she's okay.. she looks down at me and says.. "you almost made it"
I will from that moment on if i ever have to go that bad again..
I will grab'n hold it, walk calmly and normally to the restroom, no wait.. i'll run!
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« Reply #37 on: August 03, 2009, 06:13:49 PM »
id be happy to share, but dont know with all cencor going on, might be a few XXX blips then... ill ask firt if that would be ok
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« Reply #38 on: August 03, 2009, 08:20:29 PM »
Lol Mondobiz, i just posted MY most embaressing moment
and kept it as clean as i could, use your Imagination..lol
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« Reply #39 on: August 03, 2009, 08:49:29 PM »
Quote from: Imagin.ation on August 03, 2009, 06:01:36 PM
OKay, this is embarressing, and it's something i'll never forget..

Me and a friend went to the park, we just found a nice spot
in the middle of the park, sat down to just kick-back..
Now she breaks out a joint.. all happy, we light it and begin to
enjoy that other world, laughing and talkin about what if's..
and umm.. laughing at other people and how they look and things
they were doing, we got into a laughin fit.. one of those fits
where if you just look at each other laughing, you laugh harder
can't even catch your breath..
Well at that moment, i had to use the potty.. and it was so bad
that kind were it's so bad that you have to stick your hand down
there and hold it and try and make it, i'm thinking, i'm not stickin my hand
down there in the middle of this park people will definetly
think something of me, and oh my god the potty was waaaay over there..
Barely able to stand up as i did, i begin to walk over to the potty, determined to not stick my hand down there, i crossed my legs and
began doing this crossed legs-bent over type hop to the restroom..
My friend is yelling, VIV stop it, and she's laughin at me, saying Viv stop it
you're embarressing me, and i'm trying to still hold this in without the
hand of relief because i didn't want to embarress myself, and time just seemed to be going ooooh so slow, all of a sudden
she yells, VIV OOOOOOO YOU LOOK FUNNY!!.. and the image of
how i must have looked flashed into my high mind, this retarded gotta go  real bad restroom walk/run through the middle of this part with 100's
of people around, i just dropped to the grass and wet on myself, drowned with laughter, laying there.. people asking if i need an ambulance, my friend saying no she's okay.. she looks down at me and says.. "you almost made it"
I will from that moment on if i ever have to go that bad again..
I will grab'n hold it, walk calmly and normally to the restroom, no wait.. i'll run!

you are too funny..you almost made me go right here!! Smiley
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« Reply #40 on: August 04, 2009, 04:31:10 PM »
Lol Nal... GRAB n HOLD!
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« Reply #41 on: August 04, 2009, 09:15:15 PM »
You crack me up..I think a few of us funny ones ought to go out drinking some night.

I was cruising down the highway this afternoon, and thinking about you post, and started laughing...can't believe you even put that in there Grin

and I thought my eating tail was bad  Grin
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« Reply #42 on: August 04, 2009, 09:32:57 PM »
Well, it's the most embaressing thing to ever have happen in public
and im telling you, you will try to do anything to not embaress yourself
but end up doing worse then what you should of just done lmaooooo

And to top it off.. girl i was high (no i don't do that anymore)
The image of it just cracks me up and how i must have looked
but being high.. i'm think ain;t no one gonna notice this lil' gangstah
walk LOOOOL...
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« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2009, 11:26:09 PM »
Taking the blame, but not purposely is another embarressing thing
to have happen..

I worked 3 years at a major grocery store here in vegas, i did make it to
the front end supervisory level, which is in charge of the cashiers and front
end area of the store, every now and then i would have to open
a cashier lane being so busy, and we didn't like more then 3 people in
line.

I turned on the light, this man came running to my register, he had
bottle of Pepto and Mylanta, and a few other items, layed them on the belt
and i grab and scan, as i do this, i ask.. "how are you today sir?" before
i can get to the "you" this horrible smell came across, it was so bad
i felt like i was going to pass out, i got the feeling as though i was
choking, undercover coughing to clear myself and trying to speak,
just lost my voice, and i stuttered, the smell was really bad..
keeping composure, and not let him know i know what he did,
the poor man was embaressed beyond all,
his face was red as beets, and all i wanted to do was grab my nose before
it ran off my face (thats an instinct with smells), and blurt out..
"laaaaawwwdy have mercyyyyy" "jeeeeeeezuuuuss help"..
I didn't, i bagged his items he was out the door, just as soon as he walked away.. here comes another customer.
Now im standing here half passed out, choking wanting air, tears in my eyes
and the customer puts their stuff, and begins making this "eeeeew" face at me,
i swear the smell was like a wall, it just wouldn't leave, no where to turn your face for air.. again keeping my composure, nicely i say...
How are you today, and they just stare at me with this.. eeeeeew looking face,
lips all perched, eyes all squinted, face turned to the side, standing back away from me
I couldn't even take a deep breath to sigh it out, i just wanted to say
with this face about to cry.. "I didn't do it".. then suddenly and secretly
in my mind i said to the customer, "you smelt it you dealt it" and i started giggling.. as they walked off!
Ahahahaaaa.. I didn't do it... Grin
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« Reply #44 on: August 11, 2009, 12:37:18 AM »
that was pretty funny....although I have never understood what's so embarrassing or funny about farts...everyone does it, and it smells like shit no matter who's butt it comes from, we all [me included] laugh or cringe when someone lets one out, but when we do it ourselve's it's no longer a stinky fart, but more like ohhh i have gas lol...Hey ladies...ever notice in the beginning of a relationship that you never hear or smell a fart from your new man....but the minute that first one slips and your still around.....all of a sudden he's a farting machine?? After seeing how much they fart all the time, i've always pondered what in the hell they did with it earlier, because apprently they can't hold it for 2 hours, [hell, I dont think they can hold it in for 2 mins.] and I never noticed frequent trips to the bathroom or anything.......hey guys if you have an explanation for this, do tell...i'm dying to know!!!! Shocked
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