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LMAO!!!!!!!! I humiliate myself enough, I am not gonna share them with you guys (even though I do love ya all) to laugh at myself all over again!!!! hehe
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lipstick_xoxos
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Nal Nal Nal My little oceanside cutie knows now I'm sure!!! I'm surprised you didn't get up and show him your tail and say....kiss my a**  !!!!!!! Your innocents was adoreable! Lips
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I think I surpassed all the humiliation that could possibly damage my psyche in my drinking years...it's all gravy now  EXACTLY!!!! THAT'S WHERE 99% OF MY EMBARRASSING MOMENTS CAME FROM, THE GREAT THING IS WE NEVER REMEMBER WHEN WE DO CRAZY CHIT WHEN WE ARE DRUNK, SO WE CAN STILL DENY IT!! HEHE
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I couldn't sleep, every time i closed my eyes, i had this image of her chewing shrimp tails, and another with him yelling "what did you do with your tails?".. and i would just bust out laughing I need a drink now!
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hey nal, don't feel bad for eating the tails on the shrimp....my mother is from vietnam and when she eats shrimp, she eats the whole thing...i mean the tail, shell, head and legs....ALL OF IT! And according to her that's normal.....oh and for the record i to will eat it like that once in a blue moon depending on how it's cooked....but not very often.......while i'm on the subject of gross eats....she also eats duck eggs......with real dead baby ducks inside........PUKE..........that i don't even consider trying, well i take that back, i did ask to taste it when i was about 7, but as soon as she put the spoon into the ducks head and got me a spoonful of baby duck brains i threw up in my mouth and ran away crying!!!!!!
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I couldn't sleep, every time i closed my eyes, i had this image of her chewing shrimp tails, and another with him yelling "what did you do with your tails?".. and i would just bust out laughing I need a drink now!
zip it zippy...you have me laughing so bad again, i am going to pee my pants..
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Money talks...and mine says goodbye!
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LMAO @ "ATE TO MUCH TAIL...."
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Okay, I got a funny story that qualifies as embarrassing.... One day I am talking to my sister on the phone...The call waiting beeps in so I click over..."Hello?" "Good Morning...I'd like you to know that the warranty on your vehicle has expired." (I drive a 10 year old car and it hasn't been under warrenty for many moons) I explain this to the woman, and she proceeds to go on that I can still get a warranty on my vehicle regardless of the age of my car. I explain to her I am not interested but she continues. " What type of car do you own Ma'am?" I am still trying to be nice at this point to her, and all the while my Sister is still on hold on the other line. After going back and forth with the woman about me not being interested, I finally realized the only way I was going to get this woman off the phone was to simply hang up on her. "Thank you but no thank you!!" I click the button to get back to my sister.... Unknown to me my Sister had already hung up so when I clicked the button all it did was leave me connected to the woman trying to sell me a car warranty. "Da** telemarketers!!" I say flustered. I am thinking I am talking to my Sister, when all along it is still the telmarketer. "Excuse me?" she says When I realize what has happened and that I am still on the phone with the telemarketer, and not my Sister who was the person I thought I was talking to I was just a we bit embarrassed to say the least. After my initial shock was over I said "Oh sorry, I thought I was talking to someone else." She called me a name I can't repeat here, HAHAHAH, and then she loudly hung up on me. I suppose that was more than fair....... This memory still makes me laugh.  Lesson: When using call waiting, make sure you know which line your talking to before you open your mouth.
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