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Maybe I read too many comics, but I just thought of another one.....Mystique!! [for thoses of you who are not marvel fans, she's the blue shape shifter in the x-men movies] Just imagine what you could do if you could turn yourself into anyone in the world....I'd be a different person everyday!!!! Maybe I'd transform myself into Fergie and steal her husband for a night......maybe I'd turn into Obama and remove all gamlbing restictions in the United States.....maybe Bill Gates and go to the bank and make myself a little withdrawl.....the possibilites are endless.................

hey nal....maybe you can borrow my shapeshifting powers and find that man you weren't supposed to be with and transform yourself into whatever he wants..[his wife maybe??]...then you can have all the mind blowing sex you want with him!!!!   

i think it would be nice to be able to just to silence and have everything just stand still...and only me or who I choose to join me can roam around...

<use your own imagination - i'm sure there is plenty one could or would want to do..i could probably right a book filling this spot - so i won't>

......and with a snap...everything resumes from where they had left off...

hmmmm....well i think i would want a supersize can of spray...not just any ordinary spray. I want to be able to do anything i wanted to do or say.....and with a little spritz.....its all forgotten what happened!

Rob a bank......spritzzzzzzzzzz....they forget it was robbed......run thru a restuarant buck ass naked for shock value........spritzzzz they forgot it happened. Tell my boss exactly what i think of him.....spritzzzz ....he forgot what i said.

The possiblities are endless what i could do with that can..........i just picked the wrong slot machine to play......i crack open the machine and get my money back and then some.......spritzzz the eye in sky forgot it happened!!!

Spritzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!

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Hey Thelma..teasing me, huh?   Hey one time when I had this job with a major government contract...top secret place...should have been on my best behavior, I was upset I had broken up with someone the night before, so me and my friend Bob went out at lunch and had a couple, and we were very, very late to come back.  So we said well lets try to sneak in at break time, maybe they won't notice us...so we went to the liquor store, and bought a pint of Dr. McGillicuttys, downed that...missed break, by then I was catching a buzz so I went and got some beer, then I don't know what happened between then and 6 o'clock, but I ended up at my works parking lot, and my boss had my keys, and wouldn't give them up, so I beat him up, and I DID tell him EXACTLY what I thought of him..OH how great did that feel.  He was the guy standing at the front door staring at his watch, then staring at me with a constipated look, every morning, when I was a minute or two late...etc, etc,..he was just so anal.  I really let him have it..it felt SO GREAT.  It was such a BAD place to do this.  The rest was a long story...but had to tell you..what a great thing this is to do ONCE IN A LIFETIME!!!!   It was worth every minute of it.

you look like a football player...how come you don't play anymore?

sorry..i understand, i have made a lot of them myself.  i just take it as character building exercises, and try to move on.  work in progress, right