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  • Men Quotes:

    Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.

    Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare.

    Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

    To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’.

    I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

    My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.

    Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles

    If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks.

    There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

    Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison.

    The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

    You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent ? That’s why I never take baths.

    A man in the house is worth two in the street.

    A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over.

    The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest.

    Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.

    Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.

    I only like two kinds of men, domestic and foreign.

    A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

    Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

    Man has will, but woman has her way.

    If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.

    When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

    Women don’t make fools of men most of them are the “do-it-yourself” types.

    Men are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.

    You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

    A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

    Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he’s in love with her.

    Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

    Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

    To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

    To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

    You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they’re both on fire – they’re exactly alike.

    All modern men are descended from a worm-like creature, but it shows more on some people.

    There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink

    If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.

    Men marry women with the hope they will never change. “Women marry men with the hope they will change. “And they are both disappointed.”

    Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

    I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

    Things to say an annoying person:

    Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

    Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

    Are your parents siblings?

    As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

    Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

    Calling you silly would be an insult to silly people.

    Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

    Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

    Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

    Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

    Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

    Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

    Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

    Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

    Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

    He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

    He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

    He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an .

    He's not silly; he's possessed by a slow ghost.

    Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

    Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

    How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

    I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my Bottom.

    I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

    I bet your mother has a loud bark!

    I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

    I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

    I don't know what makes you so silly, but it really works!

    I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

    I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

    I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

    I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

    I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

    I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

    I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

    I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

    I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

    I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

    I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

    I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

    I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

    I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

    If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

    If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

    If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

    If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.

    If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

    If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

    Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

    Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

    Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

    So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

    Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

    There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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  • INSULT Quotes
    >:(
    You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
    Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
    Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
    Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
    If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder…it would be an apocalypse!
    This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
    I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
    When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
    A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
    Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
    Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
    Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
    Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.
    Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
    Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
    He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.
    I bet you get bullied a lot.
    I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.
    I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
    I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
    I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
    I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.
    I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
    I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
    I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.
    I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.
    I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.
    If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.
    I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
    I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
    I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.
    Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
    People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
    She's the first in her family born without tail.
    That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
    There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.
    What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
    Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
    What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?
    You are not even beneath my contempt.
    You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.
    You grow on people, but so does cancer.
    You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.
    You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
    You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
    Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.
    You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.

  • Gambling Quotes money


    Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  ~From the movie The Color of Money


    If you ain't just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich or you haven't studied the games enough.  ~VP Pappy


    For most men (till by losing rendered sager)
    Will back their own opinions by a wager.
    ~George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Beppo"


    Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something.  ~Wilson Mizner


    The subject of gambling is all encompassing.  It combines man's natural play instinct with his desire to know about his fate and his future.  ~Franz Rosenthal, Gambling in Islam, 1975


    The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.  ~Damon Runyon, "More Than Somewhat," in reference to Ecclesiastes 9:11, "I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all."


    In a bet there is a fool and a thief.  ~Proverb


    The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.  ~Kin Hubbard


    Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave the common-sensical reply that we don't have as much money.  That was a true but incomplete answer.  In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.  ~Gloria Steinem


    The typical gambler might not really understand the probabilistic nuances of the wheel or the dice, but such things seem a bit more tractable than, say, trying to raise a child in this lunatic society of ours.  ~Arthur S. Reber, The New Gambler's Bible


    No wife can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner.  ~Thomas Robert Dewar


    The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil.  ~Heywood Broun


    If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time.  ~Chinese Proverb


    There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune:  go there with a large one.  ~Jack Yelton


    Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home.  If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.  ~Mark Twain


    In most betting shops you will see three windows marked "Bet Here," but only one window with the legend "Pay Out."  ~Jeffrey Bernard


    A gambler is nothing but a man who makes his living out of hope.  ~William Bolitho


    I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.  ~Joe E. Lewis


    In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge.  Nothing ever gets hit there.  ~Author Unknown


    Man is a gaming animal.  He must always be trying to get the better in something or other.  ~Charles Lamb, Essays of Elia, 1823


    Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit.  ~R.E. Shay




    The house doesn't beat the player.  It just gives him the opportunity to beat himself.  ~Nick Dandalos


    Dear Lord, help me to break even.  I need the money.  ~Author Unknown


    A race track is a place where windows clean people.  ~Danny Thomas


    You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.  ~Albert Einstein


    A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.  ~Mark Twain


    Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face.  ~VP Pappy


    Luck never gives; it only lends.  ~Swedish Proverb


    By gaming we lose both our time and treasure - two things most precious to the life of man.  ~Owen Felltham


    At the gambling table, there are no fathers and sons.  ~Chinese Proverb


    Lottery:  A tax on people who are bad at math.  ~Author Unknown


    You know horses are smarter than people.  You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.  ~Will Rogers


    No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him.  ~Bud Flanagan


    Horse racing is animated roulette.  ~Roger Kahn


    I bet on a horse at ten-to-one.  It didn't come in until half-past five.  ~Henny Youngman


    One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.  ~Dan Bennett


    A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.  ~Author Unknown


    The better the gambler, the worse the man.  ~Publius Syrus


    A number of moralists condemn lotteries and refuse to see anything noble in the passion of the ordinary gambler.  They judge gambling as some atheists judge religion, by its excesses.  ~Charles Lamb, Essays of Elia, 1832


    There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away.  ~Author Unknown


    Games of chance are traps to catch school boy novies and gaping country squires, who begin with a guinea and end with a mortgage.  ~Author Unknown


    Betting is the manure to which the enormous crop of horse-races and racehorse breeding in this and other countries is to a large extent due.  ~Richard Blackmore, The Jockey Club and its Founders, 1891


    Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.  ~W.C. Fields


    The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.  ~Ambrose Bierce

  • Infidelity Humor

    FIVE RULES FOR MEN:
    1 It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
    2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
    3. It's important to have a woman, whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
    4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
    5. It's very, very important that these four women never meet.

  • It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
    Marilyn Monroe

  • When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
    Cathy Guisewite

  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.
    Will Rogers

  • If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.

    Albert Einstein

  • You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children.

    Madeleine L'Engle

     

  • You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children.

    Madeleine L'Engle

     

  • A childhood without books – that would be no childhood. That would be like being shut out from the enchanted place where you can go and find the rarest kind of joy.

    Astrid Lindgren

     

  • Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.

    Oscar Wilde

     

  • To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

    Oscar Wilde

     

  • Children aren't coloring books. You don't get to fill them with your favorite colors.

    Khaled Hosseini

     

  • A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.

    Carl Sandburg

     

  • A lifelong friend is someone you haven't borrowed money from yet.
    - Anonymous

  • Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down.
    - Craig Sharf

  • When you’re in your 30s, it’s hard to make a new friend. Whatever group you’ve got, that’s who you’re going with. If I meet a guy at the gym or the club, it’s like, “I’m sure you’re a nice person; you seem to have a lot of potential. We’re just not hiring right now."
    - Jerry Seinfeld


  • A friend is a person who is happy about your success - as long as it doesn’t interfere with hers.
    -Anonymous

  • The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
    - Kin Hubbard

  • Friends are important. Especially when they visit. Otherwise, why would you ever clean your house?
    - Greg Tamblyn

  • Friendship is the only thing in this world, the usefulness of which all mankind are in agreement.
    - Cicero

  • I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
    - Oscar Wilde

  • When you're ready to quit, you're closer than you think.

    There's an old Chinese saying that I just love, and I believe it is so true. It goes like this: "The temptation to quit will be greatest just before you are about to succeed."

  • Take things a day at a time

    No matter how difficult your situation is, you can get through it if you don't look too far into the future, and focus on the present moment. You can get through anything one day at a time.

  • Never let anybody push you around.

    In our society, with our laws and even playing field, you have just as much right to what you're doing as anyone else, provided that what you're doing is legal.

  • The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance, the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. Mark Twain

  • «It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change». (Charles Darwin)

  • Get and stay out of your comfort zone.

    I believe that not much happens of any significance when we're in our comfort zone. I hear people say, "But I'm concerned about security." My response to that is simple: "Security is for cadavers."

  • Focus on what you want to have happen.

    Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

    Confucius

  • There's always a reason to smile.

    Find it. After all, you're really lucky just to be alive. Life is short. More and more, I agree with my little brother. He always reminds me: "We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time!"

  • Every day you do not smile is a lost day.


    Charlie Chaplin

  • “Our expectation in ourselves must be higher than our expectation in others.”
    ― Victor Manuel Rivera

  • “The power of imagination makes us infinite.”

    —John Muir

  • Faith is taking the first step even when you don’t see the whole staircase.

    – Martin Luther King Jr.

  • A real friend is someone who walks in when all other world walks out.

    Knowledge is power.

    Sir Francis Bacon

  • By swallowing evil words unsaid, no one has ever harmed his stomach.

    ~Winston Churchill

  • With regard to whatever worries you, not only accept the worst thing that could happen, but make it a point to quantify what the worst thing could be.

    Very seldom will the worst consequence be anywhere near as bad as a cloud of "undefined consequences." My father would tell me early on, when I was struggling and losing my shirt trying to get Parsons Technology going, "Well, Robert, if it doesn't work, they can't eat you."

  • “One person with CONVICTION is worth more than one hudred with only an interest.”

    ~ Zig Ziglar

  • Don't take yourself too seriously.

    Lighten up. Often, at least half of what we accomplish is due to luck. None of us are in control as much as we like to think we are.

  •                 Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

                 Elbert Hubbard                                                                                                  

                    Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.

                      Omar Khayyam                                                                                             

                    Don’t gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.

                      Bob Marley                                                                                              

  •     Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

                         Oscar Wilde

       You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

                          Mae West

        The unexamined life is not worth living.

                          Socrates

        The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.

                           Lao Tzu

  • Doctors say that sitting in front of the monitor for a long time is bad for your neck, so let's crush your neck and smile. cheesy

  • «You have to take risks. We will only understand the miracle of life fully when we allow the unexpected to happen.»

    Paulo Coelho

  • Be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, tolerant of the weak, because someday in your life you will be all of these.

    ~George Washington Carver

  • When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.

    ~Abraham Heschel

  • "Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary."

    Steve Jobs

  • In a world full of people who couldn’t care less, be someone who cares more.

    ~Author Unknown

  • Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.

    Albert Einstein

  • There's always a reason to smile.

    Find it. After all, you're really lucky just to be alive. Life is short. More and more, I agree with my little brother. He always reminds me: "We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time!"

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