Happy New Year 2011 LCBers' here is my joke for 2011:
Funny New Years 2011 quotes
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. ~Bill Vaughn
Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. - Author Unknown
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Billy Vaughn