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« on: January 25, 2011, 08:06:11 AM » |
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Hi Guys and Dolls,
I am notorious for putting things in the wrong place. The other morning i took a coffee mug out of the dishwasher and while in the other hand i had the creamer. I put the creamer in the cabinet and head to the fridge to put the away the my coffee mug.
I have to replace silverware constantly because i throw them in the garbage and put paper plates in the sink!
And lids to the plastic bowls.....i have never owned a lid for a plastic bowl more than a week. Now that one is really a mystery because i can't ever recall throwing the lids out! I swear there is a lid ghost in my house that take the them.
Have you ever put things where they don't belong?
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2011, 11:03:02 AM » |
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I am absolutely useless in the morning pre coffee.
Besides being an ogreistic Blondezilla, I put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard but couldn't even count the times I've run the coffee maker thruough either forgetting the water or the coffee.
I literally REQUIRE coffee to MAKE coffee
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2011, 11:16:39 AM » |
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2011, 11:20:37 AM » |
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I had a big oops recently: I placed a large salad in the oven trying to soften some butter. It shattered all over. *I've done this before, but I usually levce the oven door open and come back in a minute of two. Very embarassing (should be in the sin bin)  |
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2011, 11:48:29 AM » |
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Oh i have done that too.....put a glass bowl in the oven for a sec to soften butter and it cracks right in half.
I have also put ice cream in my fridge instead of the freezer. Just don't put maple syrup in your fridge cuz you will never get it to pour out!
Sweet, i wish i could use the accuse of needing coffee to wake up! I do this no matter what time o day it is. I think my biggest problem is having ten million things on my mind at once.
But seriously everyone keeps the lids to there plastic bowls? I didn't think it was possible. Could you share some tips on how you do this?
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2011, 11:53:48 AM » |
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lol lips,I keep all my lids in the same container but still have a problem finding the right one. Oh i have done that too.....put a glass bowl in the oven for a sec to soften butter and it cracks right in half.
Of course I couldn't find my keys one day and found them in the frig.I have also thrown my remote away,just loved looking thru the garbage for it....eewwwww!!
I have also put ice cream in my fridge instead of the freezer. Just don't put maple syrup in your fridge cuz you will never get it to pour out!
Sweet, i wish i could use the accuse of needing coffee to wake up! I do this no matter what time o day it is. I think my biggest problem is having ten million things on my mind at once.
But seriously everyone keeps the lids to there plastic bowls? I didn't think it was possible. Could you share some tips on how you do this?
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2011, 11:56:32 AM » |
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I have put my keys in the frig by mistake and thrown my remote in the garbage,took me all day before I'd admit to myself that's probably were it was...ick!!!  Also..not quite the same thing but I put a pizza in the oven and forgot to take the cardboard off first....no wonder it took forever to cook..  . |
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2011, 12:27:23 PM » |
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Great stories. I've done the milk in the cupboard and coffee in the fridge thing. I did throw away a whole (unopened) packet of cigs and kept the empty pack in error. It wasn't until after the bins had been emptied the following day that I worked out what had happened to the cigs.
As for lids - I have loads of lids and nothing to put them on!
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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2011, 01:03:11 PM » |
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Omg you guys have no idea how hard i am laughing at reading these replies!! I have done all of the above at one time or another.
I have searched the house high and low for the remote and end up finding it in the laundry.
The ciggys had me rolling, i have done the very same thing. The right hand don't know the left one! The most horrible thing i ever threw away was 18k emerald ring. I took it off when i was cooking. Went to wipe off the kitchen table with my ring in one hand and the crumbs in the other.
So what do i do? Throw the ring in the garbage and the crumbs on the back of the sink. I didn't realize my ring was missing until the next day. By that time the garbage truck had already came and left. I was sick.........
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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2011, 11:45:11 PM » |
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Can anyone enlighten me as to where my tax documents have disappeared?
Jake always loses his cigarettes and accuses me of throwing them out or hiding them. I've never touched them in 4 years, but I get accused almost daily when he is around.
I do have lighters. They all walk away. I wonder how?
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2011, 05:13:29 PM » |
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what im famous for is 2 things, i make my coffee in the morning, it brews and i pour a cup, i put the sugar got to the fridge and grab the coffee container instead of the creamer, ill get all the way to opening the can and making a scoop of grounds before i realize it's the creamer i need, the coffee is made, the other is when i goto light a cig, ill reverse the order of cig to lip and lighter flame to cig, ill find myself with flame to lips and cig a few inches away.. keys in fridge, sunglasses in the mailbox, poured the milk with no cereal, done all those things.. my greatest fear and what i'm always careful about i check a few times to make sure, is i don't someday put my thong on backwards, i know i've had them inside out, but backwards not yet.. whew!    |
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