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« on: November 22, 2009, 11:10:54 AM » |
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Some people actually do use lines to approach someone. I have used them to break the ice in a purely knowing cheesey manner to see the other person groan.
What are the best worst you've heard or used?
'Excuse me, may I see something" (reach into nape of shirt, look at tag).."Just as I thought..Made in Heaven"
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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2009, 11:26:19 AM » |
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Some are pretty smooth and some are so funny they charm you, however...."Did you just fart? because you are blowing me away." - this would have to be the worst, because it's definitely not smooth and not even funny. :/
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2009, 11:37:08 AM » |
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Some are pretty smooth and some are so funny they charm you, however...."Did you just fart? because you are blowing me away." - this would have to be the worst, because it's definitely not smooth and not even funny. :/
I must be warped - it really made me laugh. However, I don't think I would appreciate it if someone said it to me. "my face is leaving in 5 minutes - be on it" is an old classic but I've never had it said to me. blue |
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2009, 11:39:09 AM » |
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lol...okay, I admit, it is kind of funny... Some are pretty smooth and some are so funny they charm you, however...."Did you just fart? because you are blowing me away." - this would have to be the worst, because it's definitely not smooth and not even funny. :/
I must be warped - it really made me laugh. However, I don't think I would appreciate it if someone said it to me. "my face is leaving in 5 minutes - be on it" is an old classic but I've never had it said to me. blue |
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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2009, 02:59:42 PM » |
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Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Puhlllleeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz!!!
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2009, 03:09:00 PM » |
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Heres one that always made me laugh as one of the worst possible.....
"I see you picking your nose, can I offer you a kleenex?"
I don't know why but it makes me laugh.
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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2009, 03:11:54 PM » |
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Here is a good one:
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2009, 04:04:12 PM » |
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I was thinking of redecorating and your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2009, 04:08:31 PM » |
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Heres one that always made me laugh as one of the worst possible.....
"I see you picking your nose, can I offer you a kleenex?"
I don't know why but it makes me laugh.
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Lmaooooooooooooo wow.......ya know that line just might work!! Nothing will get my attention more than a sense of humor! .....well almost anything.........wink!! Lips |
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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2009, 04:20:37 PM » |
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I actually saw a rather unattractive guy wearing a tee shirt that read: "Hello, I F...K on the First Date."
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2009, 04:24:31 PM » |
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Saw the same one.......cracked me up. Was it a chubby kid?
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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2009, 04:28:19 PM » |
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Yes.....I think its on the net somewhere...let me try to find it and post the link!
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2009, 04:29:29 PM » |
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And the ever so popular.
I know you have to be tired because you have been running through my mind all day.
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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2009, 04:47:35 PM » |
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Pick up: you know, I have cabfare home on my headboard
Turn down: go home with you? I don't think 2 people can fit under a rock
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