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« on: November 22, 2009, 11:10:54 AM »
Some people actually do use lines to approach someone. I have used them to break the ice in a purely knowing cheesey manner to see the other person groan.

What are the best worst you've heard or used?

'Excuse me, may I see something" (reach into nape of shirt, look at tag).."Just as I thought..Made in Heaven"
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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2009, 11:26:19 AM »
Some are pretty smooth and some are so funny they charm you, however...."Did you just fart? because you are blowing me away." - this would have to be the worst, because it's definitely not smooth and not even funny.  Frown
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2009, 11:37:08 AM »
Quote from: amyspear on November 22, 2009, 11:26:19 AM
Some are pretty smooth and some are so funny they charm you, however...."Did you just fart? because you are blowing me away." - this would have to be the worst, because it's definitely not smooth and not even funny.  Frown

I must be warped - it really made me laugh.  However, I don't think I would appreciate it if someone said it to me.

"my face is leaving in 5 minutes - be on it" is an old classic but I've never had it said to me.

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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2009, 11:39:09 AM »
lol...okay, I admit, it is kind of funny...
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Quote from: amyspear on November 22, 2009, 11:26:19 AM
Some are pretty smooth and some are so funny they charm you, however...."Did you just fart? because you are blowing me away." - this would have to be the worst, because it's definitely not smooth and not even funny.  Frown

I must be warped - it really made me laugh.  However, I don't think I would appreciate it if someone said it to me.

"my face is leaving in 5 minutes - be on it" is an old classic but I've never had it said to me.

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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2009, 02:59:42 PM »
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.


Puhlllleeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz!!!

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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2009, 03:09:00 PM »
Heres one that always made me laugh as one of the worst possible.....

"I see you picking your nose, can I offer you a kleenex?"


I don't know why but it makes me laugh.

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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2009, 03:11:54 PM »
Here is a good one:

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2009, 04:04:12 PM »
I was thinking of redecorating and  your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2009, 04:08:31 PM »
Quote from: PMM2008 on November 22, 2009, 03:09:00 PM
Heres one that always made me laugh as one of the worst possible.....

"I see you picking your nose, can I offer you a kleenex?"


I don't know why but it makes me laugh.

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Lmaooooooooooooo wow.......ya know that line just might work!! Nothing will get my attention more than a sense of humor! .....well almost anything.........wink!!

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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2009, 04:20:37 PM »
I actually saw a rather unattractive guy wearing a tee shirt that read:  "Hello, I F...K on the First Date."
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2009, 04:24:31 PM »
Saw the same one.......cracked me up. Was it a chubby kid?

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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2009, 04:28:19 PM »
Yes.....I think its on the net somewhere...let me try to find it and post the link!
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2009, 04:29:29 PM »
And the ever so popular.

I know you have to be tired because you have been running through my mind all day.

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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2009, 04:32:34 PM »
Lips...I found the link:

http://www.funnygallery.net/funny-pictures/825/I-Fuck-On-The-First-Date/

Though, I typed "F... on the first date" in thy Yahoo Search Engine and saw things I should not have seen......
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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2009, 04:47:35 PM »
Pick up: you know, I have cabfare home on my headboard
Turn down: go home with you? I don't think 2 people can fit under a rock
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