A friend had just txt this joke to me now,
A wife said to her husband "how would you describe me?"
Husband replies "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,
Wife confused asked "and whats that suppose to mean?
Husband said "your Awesome, Beatiful, Cute, Divine, Elegant, Funny, Gorgous, and hot
Wife says "oh honey thats so sweet but you forgot i,j,k
Husband replies "IM JUST KIDDING
And i think you know what happens after that (slap.slap)