Make a Wish but With a Twist

granted but the cure causes a worse illness that has no cure

I wish i had a chest like Dolly Pardon 

Granted but he lied and was really a republican at heart

I wish for a 2 week vacation to a beautiful island 

Granted - But you can't play in key!

I wish all of my bills were paid forever.

Granted but you also go back to that age and have to struggle again

I wish i ruled the world 

Granted, but you can't taste a glory in that since lot of people wants to kill you.

I wish weed is legalized all around the world.

Granted but you have medical condition and you can't smoke any.

I wish I had a house in every corner of the Earth.

Granted but all your tenants were horrible and messed the houses up beyond repair 


I wish i had a dragon 

Granted, but it is 10 square meters, 4 walls and a bed only.

I wish I could teleport just by using my mind.

Granted but u teleported to parts unknown that has an invisible teleport shield and u cant teleport back

I wish i had a goose that lays golden eggs   

Granted but gold totally collapsed on worlds market and is not worth more then a rock.

I wish I could sleep with Scarlett Johansson

Granted, but only sleep next to her, no touching allowed xD. i wish I can go to space, travel around planet earth and things like that.

Granted, but windows are black so you cant see a thing.
I wish I lived on some beach, like Maldives or something

Granted but more money mean more problems 

I wish I can have unlimited wishes 

Is that gameover? I don’t think there is a down size to that but please let me know if there is. Lipstick your genius for coming up with this interesting game!!

I wish for all Mankind to find a happy medium for all the wars and BS to end we all re one of the same no matter color race or what were made of what matters is INTEGRITY HONESTY and MINDFULNESS AND KINDNESS OF OTHERS if everyone helped everyone. O one would go without anything and I'm taking a second with a cure FOR CANCER God bless 9

Granted, but upon seeing how docile and peaceloving we've become, our alien overlords make quick work out of enslaving us all to be used as a food source.. they're super happy about the cancer free burgers.

I wish I got paid to sleep...

I do get paid to sleep every time I win at the CAsINO lol

Granted, but it is a currency no one knows or cares for. Oops :-D

I wish for... a holiday to Egypt to see the great pyramids! Wow

I wish everyone would be the way they wanted the world to be?

Granted but there's 20k tourists packed around the pyramids and you get to spend 3 minutes max at the site. ^^

Man, that would be sad! Lol 

I wish i have more time for my familly 

Granted, but when you do spend time with them you are always fighting :D 

I wish I could be fit without putting any effort 

Granted, but you won't ever have the strength to lift anything above 2kg. 

I wish i could turn invisible.

Granted, but you'll stay invisible forever!

I wish I could always have clean hair without ever needing to wash it 

Granted, but you must never cut it or style it! 

I wish I could have a little more time for myself...

Granted, but you must not use any gadgets or wifi 

I wish I could live somewhere by the sea...

Granted, but sea will be full of sharks.

I wish my phone battery would last forever.

Granted but the battery caught on fire and burned your money up you saved at home for a rainy day  .

I wish i could be a billionaire.