Make a Wish but With a Twist

Granted but then you never get what you want because your patience never wears thin


I wish i lived in the UK

Granted but you live in the ghetto

I wish to have a big house on the beach

Granted, but a hurricane blew your beach house away 

I wish i could be the world's best chef.

Ganted, but you forget the food in oven an she is burn out

I wish  i know the results of the matches before it's begins.

Granted, but you have no money to bet on them

I wish I was the president

granted but you got impeached

I wish i was a sailor and could travel the oceans.

Granted, but unfortunately you get in a shipwreck and get lost on a lone island

I wish I had a beer that never ends

Granted but you get too drunk to enjoy it 

I wish i had a personal assistant

Granted but he is too clumsy for your claims.
 
I wish i win to lottery the big prize.

Granted but then the government sent you a letter that you owe them and your left with one dollar 

I wish i could get a all expenses paid vacation

Granted, but it's in Afganistan.

I wish I had a time-machine 

Granted , but that time machine will only take you 10 seconds into the past or the future! 

I wish I could go to the moon!! 

Granted but you end u p catching an unknown itching disease and itch for a long time.

I wish i could meet Johnny Depp 

Granted    but it will happen after ten years 


I wish I win the Mega Moolah Jackpot! 

Granted, but you lost it all at 3 dice 

I wish i could be a race car driver

Granted, but you are go cart driver racing with monster trucks  >:D


I wish I could fly like Superman

Granted, but you lost your cape.

I wish I could play the piano.

Granted, but only you like your music.

I wish to go to Las Vegas

Granted  ---  but you will have no money and no debit/credit card to use   

I wish to have a date with Jessica Alba

Granted but she has bad breath and body 

I wish i could eat without gaining weight

Granted, but you have no teeth.

I wish I was a superstar

Granted but the stress of fame makes you go crazy and your family takes control of your money


I wish i could fix my own car and not have to pay such high prices for a mechanic

Granted, but the police took away your driving licence and you can't drive a car no more

I wish to go on a poker cruise.

Granted -  But the ship sank before you could board.

I wish I were a billionaire!

Granted but one bad investment put you in the poor house 

I wish i was a hair stylist to the stars

Granted, but you make awful hairstyles

I wish I was the fairiest of them all

Granted but then your surrounded by men who are mostly stalkers and can never go out the house
I wish i was a fairy princess 

Granted - But you are the tooth fairy princess! 

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you forget how to fly and fall from grace. Your ok but you never fly again  .

I wish i made the worlds best cakes 

Granted but you putted salt instead of sugar, and it was awful.

I wish I don't have any obligations...

Granted but you are the only human living on the planet now 

I wish I am rich like Bill Gates 

Granted, but one wrong investment made u go broke 


I wish we had a land casino that was closer

Granted, but you have no more money left and you rely only on "donations". 

I wish I have the ability to see the future. 

Granted but only with glasses
I  wish i  have a big fat cat

Granted but he eats all your food and now friends and family have to feed you 

I wish i had two bars of gold

Granted, but you are stranded all alone in an island

I wish I can sing like Frank Sinatra 

Granted but then you lose your voice and sound like a frog

I wish i could meet Justin Timberlake and go out on the town 

Granted but his Mother is coming along with you two!

I wish the cost of my water was cheaper!

Granted but the color of your water turns yellowish!

I wish I was little bit taller.

granted but it's because of shoes with heels

I wish i could go to a fancy restaurant

Granted, but, the food they served made you sick.  amp;

I wish wishes really came true.

Granted but then someone wished you away and poof you were gone

I wish i could go camping 

Granted, but there would be severe thunderstorms every day.

I wish my financial troubles would end.

Granted, but you now have too much money troubles! 

I wish I could win one of the contests here at LCB!

Granted, but its the only time you succeed and you get the lowest prize

I wish to find a hidden treasure

Granted but now an even worse person has taken his place

I wish it would rain money 

Granted , now you are sweating from the over 100 degree heat wave 

I wish i could see the future