Make a Wish but With a Twist

Done but if you start it up it'll blow up.

I wish I had a glass of wine

granted but the wine sat too long and was bitter
I wish i had a fast car

And you got it on the lottery, but you are the Pope, and can't really drive it anywhere
I wish I was the President of the USA!

Granted but now everyone hates you for the crap that's going on now
I wish i was a Queen

And your wish is granted, just one night before the revolution
I wish that I owned a nice little island, like Richard Branson

Granted but then a big hurricane blew you and your island away. The coast guard later found you drenched in the ocean.

I wish i had a gold bar

You get one, but it turns out it's one of those chocolates in the shape of the gold bar!
I wish I was a magician!

Granted but you made yourself disappear never to be seen again

I wish i had a grand garden with the worlds biggest veggies

Just to realize that those veggies come with the worlds biggest bugs!
I wish I had a castle

Granted but watch out for the dragon dear
Wish i had a planet

And you do. It's called Krypton!
I wish I had a Gibson Les Paul guitar!

Granted but your house was broken into and it along with everything else was stolen
 
I wish i could play like the guitar hero bands

And you play so good, that there's no one else who wants to be in the band with you
I wish I had a really nice boat

Granted and then you found it sunken the next morning

I wish i could travel

But it turns out you're afraid of flying and driving!
I wish that I was samurai

Granted but then you had to survive an attack and you ran away

I wish i was a samurai 

And your wish is granted! If you only didn't lose your sword!
I wish I was a blacksmith

Granted, but every piece you make is crooked.

I wish I lived by the ocean.

Granted but there was a tsunami and destroyed your home.

I wish i made a wish and it would be impossible to ruin it!

Granted your banished to a wish bottle where your wishes can be granted for eternity(all of them turn bad)
I wish i could fly

And while you're flying over the ocean, you realise you really have to go to the toilet, like really bad!
I wish that I had my own kingdom

Granted but all the kings men are mice

I wish i had a baker that makes great snacks

But you are a professional taster, and you can't stand the smell of those snacks!
I wish that I was a famous actor

Granted but you get the suckiest role in Hollywood and you are never booked again


I wish i had long glorious hair that touched my legs

And you keep stumbling on it, can't walk without tripping and falling!

I wish that I just discovered a hidden treasure

Granted and you have a nice little curse that goes along with it

I wish i could find out the secrets of the Bermuda triangle

Granted, but as you traveled there, the moment you unveiled all its secrets you realize you can never find your way out again to share them with anyone!

I wish my man parts where smaller (getting tired of carrying it around without actually using it)

LOL

DENIED! One day you will thank me!

I wish I could get rid of this annoying cough.

Found it!

granted blue, now you'll just have to sneeze all the time...

I wish i could win the lottery jackpot.

Granted....But you are swindled out of half of it.

I wish I had half of Bill Gate's money.

Granted but you took a trip to Vegas and blew it all.
I wish i could sing

Granted but you are deaf.

I wish to win the football Champions League , and lift the trophy in the Wembley.

Granted but the trophy fell on your head and now you have amnesia and can not remember the win 

I wish i could eat everything i want with no calories

Granted, but now everything also doesn't have any taste (true story:))

I wish i had 3 wishes

Granted but you were tricked into wishing for silly things wasting all 3 
I wish i could save the world.

Granted, Rena.  However, it was too late to save the humans.


I wish I could play USA bingo on my android.

Granted but then the site you were on gave your android a virus

I wish i was Queen of my own island

Granted, but its a lone island on a place that no one will ever find

I wish I was a millionare.

Granted but now friends you did out know you had poor out of every crack and drives you crazy.



I wish i had my own casino  .

Granted but the players win too much and you go broke.

I wish to win the World Series of Poker tournament

Grated buth the  other players have better luck.

I wish to be  pilot on my own airplane

Granted but then the engine stops and then your stranded on my island 

I wish i could eat at a 5 star restaurant (1,000 a plate  )

What i wish?.
I wish for everybody here on the LCB forum to have a good life,health,happinnes,to win a big jackpot,including my self ofcourse
PS:I don't know if you mean "twist","appetite for food" or something else so help on this one
If you mean food,I would like to eat crocodile meat...

Granted but jackpot is not for you it is only for real players )))

I wish to get on an island where living  just girls

Granted but they are all cannibal and are making a big fire to eat you 

I wish i had lot's of servants

Granted but they dont have ds to make the fire.
I wish to visit USA

Granted but your horse doesn't know how to swim )))))

I wish to climb big mountains without fatigue

Granted but you get lost far away and you even have no cell phone.

I wish I had more patience...