Make a Wish but With a Twist

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  • Done but if you start it up it'll blow up.

    I wish I had a glass of wine

  • granted but the wine sat too long and was bitter
    I wish i had a fast car

  • And you got it on the lottery, but you are the Pope, and can't really drive it anywhere smiley
    I wish I was the President of the USA!

  • Granted but now everyone hates you for the crap that's going on now
    I wish i was a Queen

  • And your wish is granted, just one night before the revolution smiley
    I wish that I owned a nice little island, like Richard Branson

  • Granted but then a big hurricane blew you and your island away. The coast guard later found you drenched in the ocean.

    I wish i had a gold bar

  • You get one, but it turns out it's one of those chocolates in the shape of the gold bar!
    I wish I was a magician!

  • Granted but you made yourself disappear never to be seen again

    I wish i had a grand garden with the worlds biggest veggies

  • Just to realize that those veggies come with the worlds biggest bugs!
    I wish I had a castle

  • Granted but watch out for the dragon dear laugh_out_loud
    Wish i had a planet

  • And you do. It's called Krypton!
    I wish I had a Gibson Les Paul guitar!

  • Granted but your house was broken into and it along with everything else was stolen
     
    I wish i could play like the guitar hero bands

  • And you play so good, that there's no one else who wants to be in the band with you
    I wish I had a really nice boat

  • Granted and then you found it sunken the next morning

    I wish i could travel

  • But it turns out you're afraid of flying and driving!
    I wish that I was samurai

  • Granted but then you had to survive an attack and you ran away

    I wish i was a samurai  kiss

  • And your wish is granted! If you only didn't lose your sword!
    I wish I was a blacksmith

  • Granted, but every piece you make is crooked.

    I wish I lived by the ocean.

  • Granted but there was a tsunami and destroyed your home.

    I wish i made a wish and it would be impossible to ruin it!

  • Granted your banished to a wish bottle where your wishes can be granted for eternity(all of them turn bad)
    I wish i could fly

  • And while you're flying over the ocean, you realise you really have to go to the toilet, like really bad!
    I wish that I had my own kingdom

  • Granted but all the kings men are mice

    I wish i had a baker that makes great snacks

  • But you are a professional taster, and you can't stand the smell of those snacks!
    I wish that I was a famous actor

  • Granted but you get the suckiest role in Hollywood and you are never booked again


    I wish i had long glorious hair that touched my legs

  • And you keep stumbling on it, can't walk without tripping and falling!

    I wish that I just discovered a hidden treasure

  • Granted and you have a nice little curse that goes along with it

    I wish i could find out the secrets of the Bermuda triangle

  • Granted, but as you traveled there, the moment you unveiled all its secrets you realize you can never find your way out again to share them with anyone!

    I wish my man parts where smaller laugh_out_loud (getting tired of carrying it around without actually using it)

  • LOL

    DENIED! One day you will thank me!

    I wish I could get rid of this annoying cough.

  • Found it!

    granted blue, now you'll just have to sneeze all the time...

  • I wish i could win the lottery jackpot.

  • Granted....But you are swindled out of half of it.

    I wish I had half of Bill Gate's money.

  • Granted but you took a trip to Vegas and blew it all.
    I wish i could sing worn_out

  • Granted but you are deaf.

    I wish to win the football Champions League , and lift the trophy in the Wembley.

  • Granted but the trophy fell on your head and now you have amnesia and can not remember the win  tongue

    I wish i could eat everything i want with no calories thumbs_up

  • Granted, but now everything also doesn't have any taste (true story:))

    I wish i had 3 wishes

  • Granted but you were tricked into wishing for silly things wasting all 3  worn_out
    I wish i could save the world.

  • Granted, Rena.  However, it was too late to save the humans.


    I wish I could play USA bingo on my android.

  • Granted but then the site you were on gave your android a virus

    I wish i was Queen of my own island

  • Granted, but its a lone island on a place that no one will ever find cheesy

    I wish I was a millionare.

  • Granted but now friends you did out know you had poor out of every crack and drives you crazy.



    I wish i had my own casino  grin.

  • Granted but the players win too much and you go broke.

    I wish to win the World Series of Poker tournament smiley

  • Grated buth the  other players have better luck.

    I wish to be  pilot on my own airplane smiley

  • Granted but then the engine stops and then your stranded on my island  worn_out

    I wish i could eat at a 5 star restaurant (1,000 a plate  grin)

  • What i wish?.
    I wish for everybody here on the LCB forum to have a good life,health,happinnes,to win a big jackpot,including my self ofcourse smiley
    PS:I don't know if you mean "twist","appetite for food" or something else so help on this one smiley
    If you mean food,I would like to eat crocodile meat...







  • Granted but jackpot is not for you it is only for real players smiley)))

    I wish to get on an island where living  just girls smiley

  • Granted but they are all cannibal and are making a big fire to eat you  laugh_out_loud

    I wish i had lot's of servants


  • Granted but jackpot is not for you it is only for real players smiley)))

    I wish to get on an island where living  just girls smiley
    What a good joke smiley))
    You know I am a casino player,you got the referral from me smiley
    About the island full of girls,dream on my friend smiley))
  • Granted but they dont have woods to make the fire.
    I wish to visit USA

  • Granted but your horse doesn't know how to swim smiley)))))

    I wish to climb big mountains without fatigue

  • Granted but you get lost far away and you even have no cell phone.

    I wish I had more patience...

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