Make a Wish but With a Twist

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  • Granted, but everyone loves your voice and you cant stand it.
    I wish I could get some friggin poker money already yo!

  • Granted, but then you go all in with a pair of 2's and lose to a pair of 3's

    I wish I had a new pair of glasses.

  • granted but they ake u look like an owl and u hate them
    i wish i could work as an exec. and make 6 figures

  • Granted but you will have to work 14hour days, 7 days a week and get a bleeding gastric ulcer because of it.

    I wish I could quit smoking

  • Granted.  Your heart thanked you.  cool

    I wished I could go into space.

  • Granted,  but you never make it back to Earth to tell the tell.

    I wish it would warm up.

  • granted but you get to hot and now your sunburned
    I wish i was young again

  • Granted, but you got too young and don't care for wearing a diaper!

    I wish I had a swimming pool.

  • Granted.  The pool cools you nicely during the summers.

    I wish for a heavy rain.

  • granted my dear ut now you wish it would stop
    i wish i could go fishing

  • Granted, but the fish you caught were too small to eat.

    I wished I could drink some good wine.

  • granted bu you had to take me with you and since i dont drink you had to drink alone
    I wish it would stop raining

  • Granted but the farmers complain to you about your wish.

    I wish I had a body double

  • granted but the double took over your life
    i wish i could sleep more

  • Granted, but the neighbors turned off your alarm while you were asleep.

    I wish I were able to leap great distances.

  • granted but u ended up on the moon
    i wish i had huge wings

  • Granted, but they were preowned  surprise

    I wished I had the largest rose garden in the world.

  • Granted, but now your garden is packed with bees.

    I wish my car never broke down again.

  • Granted, but "The big three" dismantles and takes your car parts.

    I wish college were free

  • Granted but you will spend 4 years in college only to never find a job.

    I wish I would hit a jackpot.

  • (say it isn't so Gabby on the jobs)  sad

    Granted, but the casino says it was a glitch and renig on the cashout.

    I wished I had a hit record.

  • granted but it was a one hit wonder
    i wish i could eat at a fancy french eatery  grin

  • Granted, but the food came from TV dinners

    I wished I could travel in the Space Shuttle.

  • granted but you mad a poor astronaut
    I wish i could win really big

  • Granted, but the IRS pays you a visit.

    I wished I had lots of chocolate.

  • Granted, but you fell into your vat of chocolate and forgot to yell "FIRE!"
    So, nobody saved you when you kept screaming, "CHOCOLATE!"

    I wish I had a whole new wardrobe

  • rofl chocolate ) granted but you took them to the cleaners and they messed them up
    I wish to see a shooting star

  • Granted, but the sirens went off and you were swept away by the crowds to the fallout shelters

    I wished I had the perfect wide brimmed hat.

  • granted but you couldnt see where you were going and you fell infront of your neighbors who by the way are still laughing
    i wish i was a computer wiz

  • Granted but you hacked into top secret government files and now you got black ops hunting you down!

    I wish my poo smelled like roses.... laugh_out_loud

  • Granted, but it has thorns when it comes out

    I wish coffee whitened my teeth

  • Granted...but the chemicals from the whitening agent they put in your coffee eventually ate through your teeth and you were left with none!

    I wish I were fluent in EVERY language known to man.

  • granted but your tongue falls out in a freak tongue-twister speed competition so you only get to listen to everyone's problems

    I wish I were a cartoon

  • Granted but your cartoon ends up as toilet paper for a homeless person.

    I wish there were fewer hungry cats on my porch.

  • granted because  there's more less hungry cat-eating dogs

    I wish my cat did the dishes while i was out

  • granted.  your cat licked them all clean and dried them with cat hair.

    I wish there were more letters in the alphabet.

  • granted, but they added the tongue-click and trilled r so it's just too hard to say now

    I wish I could grant wishes

  • granted!  here they are: click click trill bellow humph click-click pfft llllll rrrrlllll #.  Got it?

    I wish Calgon would just take me away already.

  • it did, you're sparkly clean where you won't attract any dirt in the deep reaches of airless space

    I wish I were a fish

  • it did, you're sparkly clean where you won't attract any dirt in the deep reaches of airless space

    I wish I were a fish

  • Granted.  And what a tasty dinner!

    I wish wishes were horses so I could ride away

  • granted..sadly yours all got sold for glue

    I wish I had eyes people could swim in

  • Granted, but the your head exploded when the first person tried!

    I wish my house would clean itself.

  • granted, it fell in the lake

    I wish I could sell a top 40 hit

  • Granted...Your hit sold and topped out at 40 buyers  grin

    I wish I never had to work again.

  • granted; you win an all-expense stay forever in Antarctica

    I wish I hada pizza

  • Granted.  but it's not a pizza pie, it's a pizza doughnut.

    I wish my tv got a better picture.

  • granted, now it'sa picture of a plumber's crack, clear as day, all day

    I wish I had a hammer

  • Granted...but you drop it one your big toe...and it breaks of course!

    I wish I had HBO...been missing my true blood!!!!

  • Granted.  Just that your HBO is Horrible Body Odor...

    I wish I had back all the money I've ever spent.

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