Make a Wish but With a Twist

Granted, but it's a genie in training ... not allowed to grant REAL wishes... and a bit toooooo personal!

I wish I was Barbie... that B;7(# has everything

granted but a kid leaves u in the sun and you melt
i wish i lived in china

Granted, but everything you hear in Chinese sounds like Greek to you!

I wish I was taking a nap. 

Granted, but you awake beside Rip Van Winkel 

I wish I lived on the moon.

Granted, but Simon Cowel chases him away from the recording studio.

I wished there were a tooth fairy.

granted but you find out he is a one hit wonder and is crushed
i wish i could drive a really fast expensive car

Granted! They are super fast and every expensive if you are 5 years old and its a 2 wheeler 

I wish I could go back in time and prevent some of the greatest losses of our time.

Granted, but you wind up bopped & dragged by a caveman.

I wish I won a slots jackpot.

Granted, but the mask came off and the face broke your camera

I wished I were on a tropical island.

granted but then you run into a storm and you get wet
i wish i could be an actress

Granted, but the agency went with a Rena look-alike

I wishes I could win all the time at all gambling games.

granted but then theres an earthquake that swallows the pool and leaves a gaping hole in your yard
i wish i was at an all u can eat resturant

Granted, but one look at that "mystery meat" takes your appetite away completely.

I wish I was at the zoo.

granted but you will wish it wasn't when the poisonous snakes get loose
i wish i was fishing

Granted, but the fish you caught a pelican swooped up

I wished I could fly.

Granted but you could never land and be earthbound and becoming very lonely.

I wish i could pick the winning numbers for the Trifecta at tomorrows Kentucky Derby

Granted, but the ticket turned out to be counterfeit

I wished I were in a circus.

Granted but you fell off the balance beam and had to end up working in the concession stand selling popcorn.

I wish there was a huge LCB party and we could all meet one another.

Granted, but Zuga won the mega lottery and took off to parts unknown.

I wished there was dew on the grass.

granted but when you went out to enjoy it you slipped and fell on your behind to the delight of your neighbors
i wish i could vacation in Spain

Granted, but the hotels were sold out due to the Bullfight

I wished I were at a party.

Granted,but it was for virgins only and there were only 3 people there!              I wish it was warm and sunny here.

Granted, but then it got too hot to enjoy.

I wished I had a balloon.

granted but it was a big helium one and u floated off to no mans land
i wish i could go to the circus

Granted, but that circus only had a cub, hula-hoop and a kid with acne.

I wish I could sail around the world.

granted but you ended up in the Bermuda triangle
i wish i had a maid

Granted, but your CFO is a big ole pain in the butt and you're stuck with him because you can't deny the profits of the casino...

I wish I had a swimming pool in my backyard (with maybe just one cabana boy?)

granted but the cabana boy is wanted by the feds and you end up envolved even though your not
i wish i could go hiking

Granted, but there's a bear on the trail.

I wished I were weightless.

granted but u float away
i wish i had pizza

Granted, but the delivery took over two hours!

I wish I could see a rainbow

Granted, but then it rains for 40 days and 40 nights and we all know how that goes...

I wish I owned a houseboat.

granted until your houseboat was stolen while u were out
i wish i had something to wish for

Granted but then soon realize there was a real good wish you needed and you lost the opportunity for it.

I wish i was Snow White and lived with the 7 dwarfs

Granted, but the men weren't hygiene friendly.

I wished I had some M&Ms

granted oops theres a recall lol
i wish for superstardom

come on guys please dont let this game die i love this game 

Granted, but you awoke from a really great dream.

I wished I had wings.

granted but you didnt know how to use them and u flew away
i wish i could go to yellow stone park

Granted, but only half the park was open to the public.

I wished I could see a rainbow.

granted but then it started back to raining right on your new suit
i wish i could go to a nice resturant

Granted, but a lady ran behind you and grabbed the last seat in the house.

I wished gas were free for drivers.

Granted but it turned out not to be the kind of gas you put in the tank...

I wish it was warmer out today.

granted but then u got sunburn
i wish i could sing