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« on: October 02, 2009, 11:56:36 AM » |
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BringoBingo Club puts on a special ladies bingo night and have male strippers booked. During the performance he goes to a table of four lady players and the first lady pulls a $5 bill, licks it and sticks it to his butt cheek. The second lady, not to be outdone takes out a $10 note, licks it and also sticks it to his butt cheek. The third lady does the same with a $20 note. When the stripper moves to the fourth lady she only has a $1 in her purse so she pulls out a credit card, swipes the dancers butt crack and takes the $35!
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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2009, 11:40:26 PM » |
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Those credit card can be dangerous.
No wondering why i had a rash the next day. wink
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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2009, 03:03:14 PM » |
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Old Man Scores at Bingo!
An old man, Solly, and three old women – Mabel, Beverly and Gertrude, were sitting together at the table in the bingo hall. After a number of games, the old man, who had not won a game for some years, got a bingo and leapt up excitedly.
After some jumping up and down, Solly’s pants fell down, and exposed him to the surprised ladies. Beverly and Gertrude each had a stroke, but Mabel couldn’t reach!
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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2009, 03:13:03 PM » |
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Hey lips?
You think you can get me Bev and Gertrude's phone numbers? Wink Wink
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« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2009, 02:54:16 AM » |
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WHAT HAS 75 BALLS AND MAKES WOMEN HAPPY
BINGO
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2009, 11:47:21 AM » |
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LOL!!! Very cute hun! 
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« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2009, 09:19:13 PM » |
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Last night, my friends and I went to our local Bingo Club as they put on some male dancers for us. One of the women wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a 10 note. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the 10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a 20 note. She called the dancer back, licks the 20 note and sticks it to his other butt-cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a 50 note, calls the guy over and licks the 50 note. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the 50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet...... What could I do?  The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass and grabbed the eighty pounds! ============================================ |
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« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2009, 10:47:18 AM » |
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Full Card
"BIG PURP and SURFIE were playing Bingo. Big Purp kept looking over Surfies shoulder saying, you’ve got that number, mark it off, you’ve got that number, mark it off.
After putting up with this for some time Surfie got annoyed and said, why don’t you do your own sheet!?
Pat replied - I can’t its full !"
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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2009, 09:09:22 AM » |
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Q: How do you get a sweet, little old lady to say the F-word?
A: Get another little old lady to shout "BINGO!!!
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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2009, 11:11:26 AM » |
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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
- A bingo machine.
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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2009, 12:58:59 PM » |
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13oclock........you crack me up darlin!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the good laugh!
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2009, 01:04:29 PM » |
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My pleasure hun....know alot of saucy ones, just not casino/bingo related.lol
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